[Sips Diet Dr. Pepper, nods appreciatively.]
I see you and I share a prescription.
We must go to the same quack doctor.
Aflack.
I miss my right as a citizen of the 19th century to have cocaine in my soft drinks.
I have a similar addiction, but it’s a different flavor. I even tried going back to the original, non-diet version, but my taste buds said no.
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6 thoughts on “#1,016 The Diet Life”
misterfweem
[Sips Diet Dr. Pepper, nods appreciatively.]
Nathan
I see you and I share a prescription.
misterfweem
We must go to the same quack doctor.
Naaman Brown
Aflack.
Eric b
I miss my right as a citizen of the 19th century to have cocaine in my soft drinks.
DED
I have a similar addiction, but it’s a different flavor. I even tried going back to the original, non-diet version, but my taste buds said no.
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