Considering what the slang term “bearded clam” I’ve heard used a few times is supposed to mean, I really hope the guy’s not speaking in sexual euphemisms.
Sir, you do wrong me! With oysters and mussels and scallops and limpets to choose from, why do you assume that “mollusc” is a gynecological reference? The very nerve!
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RK
Considering what the slang term “bearded clam” I’ve heard used a few times is supposed to mean, I really hope the guy’s not speaking in sexual euphemisms.
Nathan
Sir, you do wrong me! With oysters and mussels and scallops and limpets to choose from, why do you assume that “mollusc” is a gynecological reference? The very nerve!
Nathan
Okay, it might be. Honestly, I have no idea what he’s talking about either.
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