“Believe you me, they’ll accuse you of eating children anyway, based on some mentally unstable gal’s half-forgotten ever-changing account of seeing you eating children at a frat party some thirty years and more ago where she might or might not have been present at a time and date she can’t recall. Then it’s your job to prove you didn’t eat those children… somehow.”
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RK
“Believe you me, they’ll accuse you of eating children anyway, based on some mentally unstable gal’s half-forgotten ever-changing account of seeing you eating children at a frat party some thirty years and more ago where she might or might not have been present at a time and date she can’t recall. Then it’s your job to prove you didn’t eat those children… somehow.”
Former Senator Bear: ursinophobia victim.
Nathan
I wasn’t planning on going quite THAT far, but…
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