Yes, but won’t Larry lose them all once those K people return from their hiatus? Being a sky whale is impressive and all, but can he really compete with them. Maybe he can pitch a spinoff show to the network: “Competing with the Kardashians.”
If Larry can keep his deity campaign running 24/7 without season breaks he may just be able to lock peoples’ attention spans onto him. He’ll be the perfect deity for our post-literate age.
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DED
Yes, but won’t Larry lose them all once those K people return from their hiatus? Being a sky whale is impressive and all, but can he really compete with them. Maybe he can pitch a spinoff show to the network: “Competing with the Kardashians.”
Ericb
If Larry can keep his deity campaign running 24/7 without season breaks he may just be able to lock peoples’ attention spans onto him. He’ll be the perfect deity for our post-literate age.
Nathan
Until journalists dig up allegations that he fondled a narwhal eleven years ago… but that’s a future storyline.
DED
Ouch. That’s simultaneously funny and a sad comment about the current world we live in.
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