No, that would imply it occurred naturally by chance. Natural selection would have eliminated such an absurdity a long time ago; the breeding and raising of this artificial octopus was surely quite intentional.
Nathan
That still doesn’t make it “artificial,” any more any of the thousands of human-husbanded dog breeds are “artificial.” Defamation! Libel! You othering racist!
Nathan
There’s also the strong possibility that the girl spouting the “facts” is, in fact, spreading falsehoods. I mean, come on: T-ball??
RK
Well, we know from this comic and other strips that she’s not lying about the many environments in which it dwells.
6 thoughts on “#1,314 Fact Time”
RK
It’s an artificial octopus, specifically bred and raised to live in artificial environments on land, such as cities and suburbs.
Nathan
I think the word you’re looking for is evolved.
RK
No, that would imply it occurred naturally by chance. Natural selection would have eliminated such an absurdity a long time ago; the breeding and raising of this artificial octopus was surely quite intentional.
Nathan
That still doesn’t make it “artificial,” any more any of the thousands of human-husbanded dog breeds are “artificial.” Defamation! Libel! You othering racist!
Nathan
There’s also the strong possibility that the girl spouting the “facts” is, in fact, spreading falsehoods. I mean, come on: T-ball??
RK
Well, we know from this comic and other strips that she’s not lying about the many environments in which it dwells.
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