Of course not, but don’t tell them that. They’ll start a movement claiming “troll rights” and how they’re being oppressed. They’ll insist that they’re victims of [insert strawman here] and that they need to roam freely on the internet spreading lies and hate.
But how else can we keep the vitriol flowing? Trolls need vitriol!
But do we need trolls?
Of course not, but don’t tell them that. They’ll start a movement claiming “troll rights” and how they’re being oppressed. They’ll insist that they’re victims of [insert strawman here] and that they need to roam freely on the internet spreading lies and hate.
Yes, yes, “Troll Lives Matter”…
Exactly! 😀