“If the Good Lord didn’t want me to use it, he wouldn’t have put it on the shelves at Wal-Mart.”
I will have to add that to my collection of inspirational quotes. William Cowper: “God moves in mysterious ways his wonders to perform.” — Hymns
King Hezekiah: “God helps those who help themselves!” — one of the lost books
Sinbad: “Trust in Allah but tie up your camel.” — The Golden Voyage
Yea, verily, I say unto you, brethren and sistren: that mortal fishers of fish would do ill to question the heavenly gifts of Wal-Mart and Bait-4-Sur.
Predestination: the doctrine that has never yet stopped Presbyterians from acting like they have free will.
Isn’t that the bait that tastes like chicken?
“If the Good Lord didn’t want me to use it, he wouldn’t have put it on the shelves at Wal-Mart.”
I will have to add that to my collection of inspirational quotes.
William Cowper: “God moves in mysterious ways his wonders to perform.” — Hymns
King Hezekiah: “God helps those who help themselves!” — one of the lost books
Sinbad: “Trust in Allah but tie up your camel.” — The Golden Voyage
Yea, verily, I say unto you, brethren and sistren: that mortal fishers of fish would do ill to question the heavenly gifts of Wal-Mart and Bait-4-Sur.