Of course, whether it’s seven dwarfs or seventy, a fellow has to wonder: with all these eligible bachelors living out there away from prying eyes in the forest with that one naive and exceedingly beautiful young gal, are we really supposed to believe Snow White was a maiden as pure as the driven snow on her wedding day?
“Of course, whether it’s seven dwarfs or seventy, a fellow has to wonder: with all these eligible bachelors living out there away from prying eyes in the forest … ”
It seems to me that there could be at least ONE perfectly good reason she didn’t have many worries … Though it does raise the additional question of why the place needed cleaned so badly. You’d think at least ONE of them …
Well, I do remember Mad magazine doing a feature sometime back in the 1990s on what various political and social magazines would have to say about Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs if it were being given a contemporary re-release in the theaters. Ebony magazine accused it of being racist for having no black characters and dressing the evil Queen in black, American Conservative magazine accused it of advocating recreational drug use since the name of the character “Dopey” was obviously a reference to the street term for narcotics, and The Advocate gave it a rave review: “Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs Still As GAY As Ever!”
Oh, I don’t know about that; I’m still laughing.
Of course, whether it’s seven dwarfs or seventy, a fellow has to wonder: with all these eligible bachelors living out there away from prying eyes in the forest with that one naive and exceedingly beautiful young gal, are we really supposed to believe Snow White was a maiden as pure as the driven snow on her wedding day?
Well, the Disney version establishes that Grumpy, at least, has no idea what “feminine wiles” are.
“Of course, whether it’s seven dwarfs or seventy, a fellow has to wonder: with all these eligible bachelors living out there away from prying eyes in the forest … ”
It seems to me that there could be at least ONE perfectly good reason she didn’t have many worries … Though it does raise the additional question of why the place needed cleaned so badly. You’d think at least ONE of them …
Well, I do remember Mad magazine doing a feature sometime back in the 1990s on what various political and social magazines would have to say about Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs if it were being given a contemporary re-release in the theaters. Ebony magazine accused it of being racist for having no black characters and dressing the evil Queen in black, American Conservative magazine accused it of advocating recreational drug use since the name of the character “Dopey” was obviously a reference to the street term for narcotics, and The Advocate gave it a rave review: “Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs Still As GAY As Ever!”