Well, lookee lookee! It’s the 200th comic! Thanks for coming to the celebration — I’ve got some Li’l Smokies in the crockpot with BBQ sauce right over there, and some Kool-Aid spiked with store-brand Sprite right beside it. Fill yourself up!
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