As I recall, “restore your youthful vigor” was the euphemism the salesmen preferred back when they were vending radium water as a panacea for everyone’s problems.
I think just about every product claims that it will “restore youthful vigor.”
Except Unisom.
Of course it does. Right after you get a good 8 hours of sleep.
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RK
As I recall, “restore your youthful vigor” was the euphemism the salesmen preferred back when they were vending radium water as a panacea for everyone’s problems.
DED
I think just about every product claims that it will “restore youthful vigor.”
Nathan
Except Unisom.
DED
Of course it does. Right after you get a good 8 hours of sleep.
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