#1,239 Marketing Share this:TweetShare on Tumblr Comments As I recall, “restore your youthful vigor” was the euphemism the salesmen preferred back when they were vending radium water as a panacea for everyone’s problems. Reply I think just about every product claims that it will “restore youthful vigor.” Reply Except Unisom. Reply Of course it does. Right after you get a good 8 hours of sleep. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of new posts by email.